Landlubber, by Dead Crustacean

Landlubber

by Dead Crustacean

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1.	Poseidon's Wrath 00:28	lyrics	buy track
Now you’ve gone and done it, it’s happening again Atlantis, Part Two: Beginning of the End You think you can stop it but you’re kidding yourself We’re all doomed to drown in this watery hell
2.	R.I.P.tide 00:40	lyrics	buy track
Floating in paradise, nothing amiss Sipping a cocktail...this could be bliss Suddenly you’re far away from shore You try to swim back but get stuck more Swept up by the riptide
3.	Trident 00:19	lyrics	buy track
Master of the sea and horse, Wielder of the three-pronged fork Ocean Daddy Number One Atlas was his bastard son Disaster struck when he got pissed Earthquakes, floods, and all that shit He fought and killed and fucked around, Rapacious appetite unbound
4.	Dead Coral, Boiling Seas 00:48	lyrics	buy track
Massive die-offs everyday Species vanishing away Devastation holding sway Naked death drive on display Plastic in the guts of shrimp Washed-up dolphins going limp Sharks robbed of their dorsal fins Shells of mollusks growing thin Dead coral, boiling seas Mother Nature on her knees Dead coral, boiling seas No more Great Barrier Reef Drought and famine lead to war The wealthy tread upon the poor Clock’s run out, now it’s too late Time to make peace with our fate We made our bed, we dug our grave Surrender to the cleansing waves
5.	Gumbo 00:19	lyrics	buy track
Always on about your famous gumbo Won’t shut up about your precious gumbo No one cares about your stupid gumbo Wish I’d never even heard of gumbo Thinking of celery, dreaming of roux There’s no one else to blame but you Visions of oysters, nightmares of crab This motherfuckin’ gumbo talk is driving me mad
6.	Calabashed 00:21	lyrics	buy track
Let’s go hit the strip tonight Play some putt-putt, pick some fights Get blasted fucked up lose our minds Wake up naked on a stranger’s couch Crash a golf cart, run away Find a brand new sucker’s place to stay Then it’s Calabash seafood lunch buffet Now what’s that taste in my mouth?
7.	All U Can Eat 00:43	lyrics	buy track
Bite, chomp, chew, swallow Stuff that juicy morsel down your gullet There’s still some room left down there, buddy Munch, scarf, consume, devour Keep it up champ, you’re doing great There’s plenty more where that came from It’s all you can eat, all you can stand Endless supply for endless demand Capital’s bounty: unlimited choice It keeps your mouth too fuckin’ full to speak your voice
8.	Crimped Shocktail 00:43	lyrics	buy track
Went to the sandwich shop today Ordered myself a tuna plate Washed it down with a lemonade Went back home to masturbate Only twenty minutes went by Before I felt like I was gonna die And then it happened... Right on cue, projectile spew Blasting forth from inside of you Unleashed miasma, the foul spray Gastric ultraviolence all the way

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released April 14, 2021

WRITTEN, PERFORMED, AND PRODUCED BY ALEX R

RECORDED 2019-2021 AT THE DEVIL’S TRIANGLE

COVER PHOTO BY A.D. RANCOURT

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